March 2012
5 posts
February 2012
82 posts
my day today
guy outside of staples: HEY! i really like your boots.... can i take a picture of them for my blog? i promise i'm not some foot fetishist. i just like boots.
cashier in CVS: hi, do you have a CVS card?
me: not on me, can you look it up?
guy in front of me: HEY, i have one!!
me: uh
guy: do you want to use it?
me: i have one.
cashier: THAT WAS A CVS PICKUP LINE
everyone else in store: he so wanted to bag you
sitting in bed playing robot unicorn instead of chem lab…..
wheeeeeeeee
picking scabs and wishing i was elsewhere
“Quand je rêve, je rêve de toi et dans mes rêves il y a seulement toi.”
– Unknown
shout out to my nipples for always knowing the temperature.
“The only B-word you should call a girl is beautiful.
Bitches love being called...”
